Bad Sex Bingo Fill: Make Makin' It Your Intention

[phoenixfalls]

Title: Make Makin' It Your Intention
Author: phoenixfalls
Fandom: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Relationship: Edgin Darvis/Xenk Yendar
Word Count: 1,123
Rating: Explicit
Tags: First Time, Premature Ejaculation, Humor, Bad Sex Bingo Fill
Summary:
It had been years since anyone but Ed had touched his dick.

Link: On AO3

So I went and requested a bingo card from badsexbingo. This is my first fill, because I could not resist.

Card below the cut.

Wish you'd get off the phone	Can't get it up/ can't get wet	Wardrobe malfunction	Awkward dirty talk	Someone called the cops on your scene
Inadvisable lay	Accidental somnophilia	Topdrop	Stop talking about my parents	Unearned confidence
Mid coitus diagnosis	Wrong name	Free space	Only one of us is taking this scene seriously	I came to do sex not therapy
[Relation] walking in on you	Orgasm disparity	Ooops I used to bang your [relation]	Theory was hotter than practice	Faking orgasms
Came too soon	Porn-based expectations	Tastes funky	Condom break	Sex toy over promised and under delivered